"Two possibilities exist. Either everyone on this website is on drugs, or they are not. Both are equally terrifying."

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

(Source: hermione, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

if you were a type of cheese you would be edamn

that was a cheesy pick up line 

get out 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

stabs:

I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

wimpytav:

anxietykills-themind:

You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache  

hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Anonymous Asked:
What is a wet dream?

proctalgia:

its when u dream about going swimming

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)